… when the lights are coming on. And i’ll be there. I promise I’ll be there.

The Happy Cats (with a former Lindisfarne member) were simply brilliant tonight.

My second in command (barely recovered from her near lesbian encounter) loved the band, even though she’s not too aware of northern music history.

But, even Peterborough’s aware of the fog on the Tyne.

I should say that, if I was a girl and I were to be gay, I’d fancy my second in command.

I possibly should add that I’m neither.