I can’t believe it, A Streetcar Called Desire  is on the telly. Sadly, my second in command, who has now passed out, hadn’t recognised Messrs Brando, Malden et al. 

I may need to see this through to the end. I have M&S beer left over from the train. And Doritos. 

I have to say that I love this city (Glasgow). Today, we’ve visited most of some of my most favourite bars, including Sloans, Mono and the 13th Note. 

We didn’t just have beer though. No, we bought more stuff we don’t really need. But we’ll not talk about that here. 

Anyway, because I’ve had a moderate (my doctor may not agree) amount of beer, I should focus on the rest of the film. Fortunately, I have more beer.